Little Johnny, about 9 years old came in the house and asked his father, "Where did I come from?"
Papa gritted his teeth, and launched into a 9-year-old-appropriate description of 'the birds and the bees.'
Johnny sat through all this, squirming somewhat, and when his father had finished, he said, "Oh. Tommy across the street said he came from Ohio, so I wondered where I came from."
8 years ago